People make assumptions that I have enough pick-up lines in me to publish a book.
I find it funny that they think so.
'Cuz I probably do.

One of my more recent social outings had a suggestion that I line up the ladies an' just go down the line with pick-up lines.
There were 8 ladies that volunteered at the bar that night.
Apparently the following was ensuing hilarity.

Hey.
How's life everyone?
My name is Reggie an' before I start, I want to point out that I AM single.
I will also assume that every lady I meet is 21 an' taken until proven otherwise.
That bein' said, let's start this...

1: *wink* *trademark smirk* So... I'm huge by asian standards.
2: Me: Can we be friends?
Her: No.
Me: That makes sense. My heart is beating so rapidly right now, how could we just stop at that?
3: I'd be your booger. If only for the chance that you'd pick me.
(I wasn't really feeling this lady.)
4: Damn! Look at that ass! Sorry... just had to get that out of my system.
How about you let me take my lil' road warrior on your freeway of love?
5: You're not allowed around monasteries huh?
You'd probably ruin so many vows of chastity.
6: If I had a nickel for everytime I've meet a beautiful woman like you...
Well... I'd be a poor, poor man.
7: Close your eyes. *she does*
*I grab the sides of her head an' kiss her on the forehead*
I'm sorry, I thought that if I did that, I would have you...
That an' you let your guard down.
*trademark smirk*
8: Me: Do you raise chickens?
Her: *nervous* No....
Me: Well... *trademark smirk* You raised my cock.

It was alot more fun than I would've expected it to be.
Very good reactions from the crowd.
I made alot of new friends that night...

I'm gettin' tired of insomnia.
Damn my body an' it's ability to function at full capacity after 4hrs. of sleep.